Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies: Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots.
6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Medicare, double bass, a shower seat, PBR tallboys, craft stores and her medic-alert bracelet engraved with "666."
Skills: Infamous for her YouTube mashups of Slayer and Frankie Valli. (When informed that she had gone viral, she made an appointment with her internist.)
Her Motto: “Of all the names I've been called, I like Grandma best!...Well, either that or Destroyer of Souls."
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