Name: Tabitha Tubesock

Location: Palm Springs, Florida

Occupation: Collections agent for Columbia House, on the overnight shift.

Hobbies:Dumpster divin', extreme coupon-in' and stayin' up all night.

6 Things I Can’t Live Without: Truck stop diners, podcasts, eyeliner, Wild Cherry Pepsi, industrial work gloves, and Virginia Slims.

Skills: "They call me the human GPS! Where ya tryin' to get to? I can get you there!"

Her Motto: “I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

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