The Ultimate Beer Pong Player Is… 9 Years Old?
While the other kids his age are doing meaningless things like playing video games and going to school, Tom is making something of himself by honing his skills at tossing a ping pong ball into a liquid-filled cup. Really, a 24/7 dedication to his hobby is the only way we can explain his prowess.
You're surely thinking what we're thinking, right? This kid would rock at beer pong. While sticking him on the beer pong circuit now would probably violate some sort of child law, just imagine how good he's going to be when he finally hits college.
In fact, the only hope his future frat brothers have is that Tom eventually gets distracted by girls and stops practicing all together. If not, they better get comfortable staying in the loser's circle.