Meet Carrina and Machete, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. Not that these cost anything, it's just an expression. Carrina is into World War II history, house destruction parties and hates boys who can't fix things. Machete likes to tell perverted jokes, can't live without Oreos and loves crafting like a crack head.

Name: Carrina Suicide

Age: 22

Location: California

Into: WWII history, airplanes, riding dirt bikes, house destruction parties, furry creatures, irish whiskey and my man.

Not into: Aimless people and salmon.

Makes me happy: Dissent and profanity, punk rock, patriotism and Marine corps boys.

Makes me sad: Boys who can't fix things, unwarranted sobriety, copycats, disloyalty, traitors, thieves and gutless cowards in general.

Hobbies: Pwning stuff in general, studying all things science related, writing, and literature.

5 things I can't live without: family, the capacity to learn, air, typewriter and freedom.

Vices: Mania, drunken debauchery, inhibiting my lung capacity, being a lush in general.

Name: Machete Suicide

Age: 24

Location: New York

Into: Shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants (for their big trunks), art, sexting, carne asada tacos and crafting like a crackhead.

Not into: SIDEKICKS!, Kraft cheese singles, The Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower, cupcakes, dudes from "Strong Island"

Makes me happy: San Francisco. I wanna move back so bad. The West Coast is my true love.

Makes me sad: When I run out of beer/cigs.

Hobbies: Masturbating, cooking, drawing, crafting and sex.

5 things I can't live without: Oreos, Earl Grey tea, smokes, conditioner and seabass

Vices: Smoking, pot, drinking and tattoos.

I spend most of my free time: Being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

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