SuicideGirls

Meet Carrina Suicide, a Suicide Girl from California who loves literature, drinking and being involved in all kinds of debauchery.

Satelina is a 25-year-old Suicide Girl from Ukraine living in Thailand. In her free time, she does yoga in tattoo parlors?

Sawa is a 34-year-old blonde bombshell Suicide Girl who has a crush on freedom, and loves breaking the rules. Go on, we're listening.

Eden is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy who has a major crush on Jessica Rabbit.

Laria is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl living in France. She's a photographer, and also currently studying to be a tattoo artist. Funny, we've been studying photographs of her tattoos -- We have so much in common!

Lass Suicide is a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Scotland. Save your haggis, bagpipe and thick accent jokes, dudes. This sassy, beautiful ginger lady has heard them all.

Ceres is a 20-year-old Suicide Girl from Vancouver Canada who lists her first three interests as lust, satanism, crafting. It's always good to be well-rounded.

Heathen Suicide is a SG from Iowa with Rob Zombie's hair and the body of an angel. We're into it.

Mendacia is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl from Brazil, who is currently living in Italy. She is currently employed as a professional mermaid.

We're really hoping that Vayda Suicide took her name from one of our favorite childhood movies, 'My Girl,' because we'd sure like to make her ours. Without the whole dying from bee stings thing, though. That was really sad.

Eliona is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl from Chile who is really good at making friends.

Zombie Suicide is a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio. Judging by her tweets, she's very happy with the results of the recent presidential election. Who knows? Perhaps she used her powers of persuasion to help her candidate win her battleground home state.

Meet Natt Suicide, a 22-year-old Sucide Girl from Buenos Aires. Ay guey!

HelenJade is a 22-year-old British Suicide Girl who likes horror movies and bubbles baths. Together? Sure, we could make that work.

Milloux Suicide is a 23-year-old California girl who is a radio promoter by day and a sexual deviant by night.

Riae is a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy who says she buys her sex toys at the hardware store.

Lunar is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl and Burlesque dancer from South Africa who lists her occupation as "sailor." We thought every sailor looked like Popeye, but this chick is making our eyes pop out.

EmmaJean Suicide is a brand new Suicide Girl from Colorado who looks a hell of a lot like sexy Tinkerbell. We approve.

Meet Fabrizia, a SuicideGirl who will crush your nuts. Try her.

Tarion Suicide is a SuicideGirl from Johannesburg, South Africa. Like so many SuicideGirls, Tarion lives a very interesting life. She claims to be a part-time assassin, which is probably illegal in South Africa, but we're not telling anyone.