It’s Micaela Schaefer!

Micaela Schaefer is a certified sex symbol reigning from Germany. Believe it or not, she studied to be a pharmacy technician before getting into the whole modeling thing. Yes, we agree-- she would've been the world's hottest pharmacist.

In addition to modeling and hosting porn fairs, Micaela is a DJ who goes by the name of La Mica.

Why do we love this Bratwurst-eating (we mean that in German way) hot piece so much? She has the whole classy erotic thing down pat.