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19 Students You’ll Meet at College Freshmen Orientation Weekend

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This week, college freshmen orientations begin around the country. Students will meet the people they’ll live amongst for the next few years. Some of those people will end up becoming lifetime friends and others will be just a small blimp on the memory radar. Some will just be massive idiots.

If you’re going to college freshmen orientation, here are 19 people you’re sure to meet. If you’ve been to college freshmen orientation in the past, you’ve already met them all, and might even call a few your “friends.”

Honestly, get new friends.


The guy who walks around barefoot

 
 
 
Barefoot Guy

The girl who will help you graduate

 
 
 
Girl Studying

The guy who gets drunk and in trouble the first night

 
 
 
Drunk Student

The guy who ends up transferring before school starts

 
 
 
Transfer Student

The girl who will sleep with everyone

 
 
 
College Girls

The girl who loves 'causes'

 
 
 
College Protest

The girl who thinks she's Anna Kendrick in 'Pitch Perfect'

 
 
 
Pitch Perfect

The guy who thinks he's Frank the Tank from 'Old School'

 
 
 
Frank the Tank

The guy you went to high school with, but didn't talk to, and still don't

 
 
 
College Student

The guy you went to high school with, who you were friends with, but you'll eventually stop talking to

 
 
 
Students

The girl with way too much school spirit

 
 
 
School Spirit

The girl you'll sleep with and never talk to again

 
 
 
School Dance

The girl you'll sleep with and she'll never talk to you again

 
 
 
Dancing

The orientation student who'll be really nice -- then ignore you the first day of classes

 
 
 
Orientation

The girl with parents who hang around too long

 
 
 
Parents

The girl who Facebook friend requests you three minutes after meeting

 
 
 
Facebook Add

The guy who will gain 50 pounds

 
 
 
Freshman Weight

The new student everyone on campus knows already for some reason

 
 
 
Popular Guy

The guy who will die

 
 
 
College Student

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