The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The ultimate authority on record-breaking achievement is the Guinness Book of World Records. Some Guinness World Records are shocking. Some are insane. More than a few are downright disgusting. There are some Guinness World Records that are damn hot. From women with massive chests to balloon busting babes, here are eight Guinness records that are pretty sexy.
A friend of mine suggested the new album from The Stepkids and said "you'll love it, it's funky yacht rock." I felt old for being unaware of The Stepkids and for not knowing funky yacht rock is a real thing -- and a compliment.
Kids twerk. Moms twerk. Now grandma can shake her rump just like she did when the Great Depression ended and she wasn't hiding under school desks from atomic bombs or whatever people did back when everything was in black and white.
Kennedy is a polarizing figure. She'll tell you as much. Her new book, The Kennedy Chronicles: The Golden Age of MTV Through Rose-Colored Glasses, the former MTV VJ explains why she was so hated (and often so loved) and relives some of the biggest moments in what she christens "the most important time in MTV's history."
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