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Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day

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Name: Edna Scissorhands

Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending).

Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds.

6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader’s Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains.

Skills: Texting @ 75wpm, and an excellent runway strut.

Her Motto: “In these heels? I don’t think so!…Okay fine.”

HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email at jackie [@] guyspeed.com.

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