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This Dude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person Should

Devon "Cream" Vogelsang
Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office

Guilt — among other things — is written all over his face.

Get a look at Devon “Cream” Vogelsang, who pleaded guilty this week to attempted first-degree murder, as well as other charges.

He might as well plead guilty. With all those tats, it’s not like he’s going to be hired as the head of sales or VP of accounting.

It’s hard to believe someone with this face would be on the wrong side of the law, right? Seriously, look at that mug. You’ve heard of a face only a mother could love? This guy has a face even a mother would be scared of. According to, “Since his arrest in 2015, Vogelsang’s prolific face-tattoo collection has grown.” It’s good he’s been using his time so wisely. He could be spending it reading the Bible. Or working out. Or seeking redemption for what he’s done. That would make too much sense, though.

The 24-year-old is a member of the gang Brothas from Anotha, which operates out of Pottstown, Pa. He’ll serve between 15 and 30 years in the slammer after the incident with a member of another gang, which should be more than enough time to add some more ink.

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