Today, let's spend some quality time with the lovely Georgia Penna. She's of Greek-Irish descent, which helps explain her gorgeous, exotic look, though not her name. "Georgia Penna" doesn't sound particularly Greek or Irish, does it? You think she might be using one of those pseudonym things? Seems kinda dishonest to us. It's pretty much the same thing as when a girl gives you a fake phone number at the bar, even after you've generously offered to have her shirt dry-cleaned after you spilled your Bud Light Lime all over it. You know what? We're just gonna stop typing right here and go back to spending quality time with Georgia.