Gio Gonzalez of the Washington Nationals must hope the regular season starts soon. His off-season has been weird and just keeps getting weirder.

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Somebody call Dana White and get that dog on the next UFC card! Poor Gio. He's bound to have a better regular season as long as he stays away from the state of Florida.

Between Carl Pavano's spleen, Bryce Brentz's self-inflicted wound and Gio's scuffed forehead, it's been a bad winter in MLB.