Guy Tries to Dunk Over Parked Car and Fails Miserably

Normally, we don't find failed dunk videos all that amusing, but there's something oddly satisfying about this knucklehead who tries to dunk a basketball over a parked car and fails miserably.

The man's first mistake is using bags of soil as a launch pad rather than a springboard or trampoline. His second mistake is filming the whole thing. His pain is our gain, however. Instead of flying nimbly over the SUV, his foot catches on the front fender, driving his knee nearly into his face. Then, he collapses in a pathetic-looking heap while gritting his teeth in pain.

Naturally, he's shirtless, and although we're not entirely certain, we bet beer was involved too. No one would attempt something this stupid and be sober.