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Ron Jeremy Returns to Work After Brush With Death

Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.

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Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don’t Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

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Category: Funny, Weird News
New Study Says Losing Your Virginity Can Scar You for Life
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New Study Claims That Whoever Swiped Your V-Card Might Have Scarred You For Life and That Explains Everything For Us

If your first time was anything like ours, then you've probably spent most of your life trying to forget it; and new research suggests it might not be so easy. In fact, it says, the way a person loses their virginity can have a lasting impact for years to come. Yep, that sure explains a lot about us.

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Mercedes-Benz 2013 Super Bowl Commercial With Kate Upton Will Save Your Soul

Sure, this 2013 Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl 47 commercial involving Kate Upton may recycle the well-worn "deal with the devil" trope we've seen countless times before, but it's got one thing that sets it awesomely apart -- Willem Dafoe as Satan. Seriously, why hasn't anybody cast him in this role before? With his craggy face and low, menacing voice, he makes the perfect Beelzebub.

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Two-Year-Old Superfan Stuns the Internet With Awesome WWE Impressions
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2-Year-Old Superfan Does Awesome WWE Superstar Impressions

At a time when most kids are learning their ABCs, young Nikoh Jones is busy mastering smack talk. This impossibly cute two-year-old does an amazing array of impressions where he mimics no fewer than half a dozen professional wrestlers. His performance is so adorable and sweet it's bound to cause tooth decay.

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Drunk Mom Creates Unintentional Social Commentary On Young Parenting By Getting Stuck in High Chair

We've done some dumb things after a night of drinking -- ask us about our butterfly tattoo -- but getting stuck in a piece of furniture (as far as we can recall) isn't one of them. That's not the case for our heroine today, though: a drunk 31-year-old mother, who intentionally wedged herself in a high chair and had to be rescued by the fire department.

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Category: Funny, Videos, Weird News, WTF

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