Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. For the past three years, he's been blogging exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.
Normally, nothing good comes from overindulgence, but one man in Massachusetts is changing all that by drinking his way across the state for charity. He's a certified American hero! Sorry, this sort of selfless act always makes us a little emotional. Also, we're kind of drunk.
It's anybody's guess whether this amazing mid-court stunt shot by a cheerleader at William Carey University in Hattiesburg, Miss, is real, but we sure hope so. Plus, rumor has it that the cheerleader in question also works for Hooters, so that makes her doubly alright in our book.
One of the great things about the internet is that anyone can enjoy 15 minutes of viral fame. Unfortunately, this also applies to the stars of this horrifyingly awkward local commercial for Trent Bedding in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
We love movies as much as the next guy, but let's face it -- there are far too many out there to keep straight. We're fortunate, then, that the fine folks at Cool Material have created an A-Z list of the best flicks ever. Now if somebody could just update our Netflix queue for us, we'd be golden.
We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.
If your first time was anything like ours, then you've probably spent most of your life trying to forget it; and new research suggests it might not be so easy. In fact, it says, the way a person loses their virginity can have a lasting impact for years to come. Yep, that sure explains a lot about us.
Allstate's 2013 Super Bowl commercial with the familiar and hilarious "Mayhem" character, which will air during Super Bowl 47, may be one of the greatest Super Bowl commercials ever.
Sure, this 2013 Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl 47 commercial involving Kate Upton may recycle the well-worn "deal with the devil" trope we've seen countless times before, but it's got one thing that sets it awesomely apart -- Willem Dafoe as Satan. Seriously, why hasn't anybody cast him in this role before? With his craggy face and low, menacing voice, he makes the perfect Beelzebub.
At a time when most kids are learning their ABCs, young Nikoh Jones is busy mastering smack talk. This impossibly cute two-year-old does an amazing array of impressions where he mimics no fewer than half a dozen professional wrestlers. His performance is so adorable and sweet it's bound to cause tooth decay.
