Naked Florida Maniac Breaks TV, Assaults Vacuum Cleaner and Masturbates — The Aristocrats!
All sorts of nutty stuff happens in Florida on a regular basis. Maybe it’s the heat or the meth labs or both. Either way, this story of a naked maniac who ran amok is crazy even by the Sunshine State’s standards. Now that’s saying something.
According to reports, a North Fort Myers resident investigated a disturbance in his home and discovered a naked man running on his roof. The man, 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni, jumped off the roof, tackled the resident, ran into his home, knocked over a 72-inch television, then emptied the contents of a vacuum cleaner on the floor.
But when the homeowner’s wife threatened Bruni with a gun, he finally gave up … sort of. At that point, Bruni fell on the floor and began to masturbate.
Eventually, cops subdued Bruni after a good tasering and charged him with two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. Later, cops discovered that Bruni had also defecated near the home’s front steps and in a hallway.
We can’t wait to see what happens in the second act.