When Guys Shop at American Apparel – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Three-Time Fashion Offender
Occupation: Greeting Card Writer
Interests: Speed walking (I call it casual jogging), one-stop shopping stores, Chinese culture (I notice some of them like to wear socks with sandals. Didn’t know you could do that), onesies (the whole concept of it intrigues me).
Hobbies: Finding the perfect-sized wallet that fits everything I need and nothing more or less, taxidermy, competitive interpretive dancing.
What are you doing with your life?: Trying to get back in shape for the summer. Swimsuit season is already upon us.
Five things you can’t live without: Fanny packs, spandex, unisex clothing options, inhaler, jogging goggles (though I’m no jogger).
What’s the first thing people notice about you?: You’ll know the answer to that when I turn around.
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