Aging Gracefully – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: No names! I think I’m being watched.
Interests: Surveillance equipment, end of the world, tattoos, bath time, Country Fried Chicken Buffet, Animal Planet.
Hobbies: Shooting things, trapping, DYI crafts, being a bad ass, sleuthing, camouflaging, playing Battleship in the tub.
What I’m doing with my life: Making awesome inventions to sell on eBay so I’ll have enough money to build a bunker to camp out in when the zombies attack. And playing with my rubber ducky.
5 things I can’t live without: Binoculars, sniper scope, bar soap, canned food, BUBBLES! … Everything else is obsolete.
The first thing people notice about me: My binoculars. Then they see me staring at them through my binoculars.
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