Nurse Norm — Hot Mess of the Day

Name: Nurse Norm

Location: Los Angeles, CA ("Well, technically Tarzana, but it's really pretty close.")

Occupation: www.wet-nurse-to-the-stars.geocities.biz  (website under construction)

Spend His Free Time: Making new friends

Hobbies: Re-purposing maternity/nursing wear (see above for an example of what a sewing machine can do to a nursing bra and a baby-sling).

Skills: Sewing, motherly compassion and Olympic deadlifts.

6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Needle, thread, breast pump, wig collection, sneaker bleach, and best friends.

His Motto: "The breast is best -- but in a pinch -- put Normy to the test!"

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