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Idiotic Houston Texans Fan Drinks Own Urine to Celebrate Victory

If you think football fans live on beer and beer alone, think again.

This Houston Texans fan was so grateful his team came back to beat the San Diego Chargers on Monday night that he decided to express his gratitude by…drinking his own urine.

Yup, he claims he told the so-called football gods he would gulp his own pee if the Texans came back to win. Well, they did and he proved to be a man of his word, giving an elaborate and not-always-easy-to-understand explanation of his rationale while mixing warm and cold urine like some deranged mad scientist.

This is a pretty extreme stunt to pull in week one of the NFL season. We can only imagine what he’ll do if the Texans make the playoffs.

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