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If You’ve Got It, Flaunt It — Hot Mess of The Day

Name: The Joker on Crack

Occupation: Aspiring ‘Perfect 10′ model

Interests: Making others cringe, pink bikinis, modeling for the blind, sitting atop stools on the side of roads looking for ‘friends’ and Lady Gaga.

Hobbies: Running, tucking myself into ill-fitting underwear, holding people captive and asking them to apply lotion and eating humans.

What I’m Doing With My Life: Maintaining my sexiness, luring in inebriated sex-addicts and living above the confines of the law. I’m pretty hot. I apply make-up without looking in a mirror. I’m that good.

5 Things I Can’t Live Without: my stool, happy pills, ogling men, SPF 40 and a metal pipe.

The First Thing People Notice About Me Is: My totes hot purse from WalMart ($16.99 plus tax). It’s usually the only thing they notice.

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