Jarla Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Jarla, a SuicideGirl from Germany who thinks nerds are hot, but only real ones.
NAME: Jarla Suicide
CURRENT CRUSH: Travis Barker
HERO: Homer J. Simpson
GETS ME HOT: Nerds. Real ones, only!
FAVORITE POSITION: Doggy
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: Way too early!
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard.
MY DRUG USE: Drug free.
I AM LOOKING FOR: Whoever comes along.
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music - Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship.
INTO: Cars, clothes, hair, shoes, money and the gym.
MAKES ME HAPPY: Being healthy.
HOBBIES: Gym, protein shakes, music, cars and shopping.
5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Shampoo, razors, perfume, iPhone and mascara.