Contact Us

Man Accidentally Shoots off Penis and Testicle

Michael Smeriglio
Facebook

“Wow, my gun is really dirty, I should to clean it in my lap, while it’s loaded.” – This guy.

You don’t have to be dead to be a candidate for the dreaded Darwin Awards, a tongue-in-cheek award given to people who inadvertently remove themselves from the gene pool by way of stupidity. To receive a Darwin you need only be incapable of reproducing, like Michael Smeriglio, who ended his ability to influence the evolution of our species by blowing off most of his genitals while cleaning his gun last week.

The 18-year-old from Port St. Lucie, Florida initially lied to police (understandable) and told them his horrifying wound was a result of a potshot somebody had taken at his groin as he walked down the street. His explanation didn’t hold up to questioning, though, and he eventually admitted to shooting himself in the junk with a gun he had bought at a party. You can always tell someone is lying (or when they have shot off their own penis) when their voice goes up a few octaves.

A police search of Smeriglio’s home found marijuana; his roommate and landlord, Joseph Lamar James, was subsequently arrested on drug charges. What a pair.

You win this round, natural selection.

WTF: Hilariously Dubbed Anti-Masturbation Video

Best of the Web

More From Around the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://guyspeed.com using your Facebook account.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on GuySpeed quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on GuySpeed quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!