Contact Us

Man Calls 911 Looking For Nookie

Tampa Police Department

While it may feel like it is, the lack of a sexual partner is not technically an “emergency.”

Which is why 32-year old Joshua Basso is in trouble after repeatedly calling 911 and requesting that female deputies come to his house and join him in the no-pants dance. After his seventh call between between August 22 and August 24 officers did show up at Florida man’s door — to arrest him.

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the first time Basso has tried to use emergency service for sexual gratification. In 2009, he attempted to get off while talking dirty to a 911 dispatcher. A recording of that call is below, but we have to warn you that Basso says some NSFW things when he’s not breathing heavily.

Basso immediately fessed up to the calls, leading us to believe he may also have a thing for lady prison guards.

He is being charged with seven counts of making fake 911 calls and one count of cracking us up.

NEXT: Couple Arrested For Boinking Too Loud

Recommended for You

Around the Web

Best of GuySpeed

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for GuySpeed quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!