Alexander Semin — Porn Star or Pro Athlete?

This one’s seems pretty obvious, but we thought we’d throw it in the mix anyway.

Alexander is a dead giveaway for an explorer. You know, one of those guys with a flavor saver ‘stache and he discovers a crapload of new land for a living. They still exist, right? His questionably porno last name is better understood if we pronounce the “I” as an “a”. It’s Sea-man, not se-min. Alexander, man of the sea. Dammit that’s cool!

Oh wait, we totally forgot this is athlete or porn star, not conquistadors or naked chicks. We’re stumped.