Gordon Johncock is an Athlete!

This man’s man is a former racecar driver. Good ol’ Gordy is retired nowadays, but his Johncock legend still lives on. Actually, he has a pretty notable track record, winning the Indianapolis 500 twice and the USAC Marlboro Championship Trail back in the 70’s. Over the course of his career, he raced in twenty-one events as part of the NASCAR Spring Cup Series.

We’re not exactly sure if he watches a ton of porn on the weekends, but judging by that striped button-up and shady smirk, we’re taking a wild guess and saying abso-freakin-lutely.