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Porn Stars Explain What They’d Do If They Were President

They may have sex for a living, but you can bet these fornicators wouldn’t screw their constituents.

In this (slightly NSFW for language) installment of a series called “Ask a Porn Star,” a few of the woman who work in the field are asked, “If you were president what would you do?”

After the initial shock of being asked such a difficult question wears off, some of the women step up with solid and coherent answers (create jobs, get everyone out of debt, work on the environment, free healthcare) while one contributes an item that is probably nowhere even close to Donald Trump’s to-do list (make sure all of the cats have a home). We’re pretty sure saving the cats is somewhere between “invite Hillary over for dinner” and “buy the Koran.”

Of course, given the unorthodox approach to politics our new president has taken, would anyone be surprised if he appointed the star of “Bikini Beer Bash 37″ to serve as his newly-created Secretary of Banging?

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