Lots of restaurants have a schtick: Dick's Last Resort in Las Vegas makes their patrons don huge paper hats with insults written on them, while Modern Toilet in Taiwan offers diners the chance to eat while sitting on a toilet bowl.

Twisted Root Burger Company in Texas takes the cake for the most complimentary schtick, though, with their assortment of discounts for positive physical attributes, including: two cents off for best butt and best looking customer in the restaurant.

The complimented patron (who received multiple discounts, by the way, so we are assuming she was a babe) was reportedly flattered. We can't help but wonder if there are discounts that people would be less keen on receiving like getting $.50 off for being cross-eyed or free meals for balding gingers.