McDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfMcDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfGo ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigStove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Eat Like a PigWorried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobDunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobAmerica runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaThe Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaCan't we just let a pizza be a pizza?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
News Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipNews Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckCandy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckOkay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer's PlateBuffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer's PlateHigh cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
People Had a Craptastic Reaction to Denny's New Poop MascotPeople Had a Craptastic Reaction to Denny's New Poop MascotDenny's new mascot is turning almost as many heads as it is stomachs.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now AvailableFried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now AvailableNot since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementLunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho DisagreementMaybe blame it on low blood sugar?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?Surprise -- it's not blood.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald's at a Peculiar TimeCouple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald's at a Peculiar TimeQuick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
World's Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsWorld's Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggetsMcNuggets have met McLovin'.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch Man Make History By Devouring 255 Peeps in 5 MinutesWatch Man Make History By Devouring 255 Peeps in 5 MinutesHopefully, this guy's stomach will be fully recovered just in time for Easter.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Teen's Quest for Free Wendy's Chicken Nuggets May Break TwitterTeen's Quest for Free Wendy's Chicken Nuggets May Break TwitterThe Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines FillingEnormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines FillingYour eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a CheeseburgerGrown Woman Attacks Mom With a CheeseburgerIt's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors