There is nothing worse than going for a bike ride and running out of pockets to hold stuff. The order of inconveniences goes 1) too few pockets on clothes 2) death 3) war and 4) long lines for water ice.

The State Bicycle Co. riding hoodie solves all those problems (except for death, war and waiting for water ice) with an optional back pocket for storage of keys, phones and anything else you might need on a bike ride. Maybe your own water ice spoon?

The hoodie fits snug, so the manufacturer suggests ordering a size larger than usual. You could also take longer bike rides and lay off the water ice you lardass.