The first week of November is the new "unofficial" start of the holiday season. Don't believe us? Head to the mall today and count how many stores already have Christmas decorations on full display. You've got our permission to urinate on every Yule log you see in your travels.

The holiday season is exciting for kids, some adults and anyone perverted enough to kiss random strangers because a bush is hanging in a doorway. You know who loves the holiday season most of all? The toys! It's their big moment. A time to shine. A time when they get the full attention of the world.

Unfortunately, some toys aren't so great at hiding their excitement. Here are some toys who are already incredibly excited for this holiday season.