The whole 'Sh*t BLANK Says' video explosion should have been sent to the glue factory long ago (because it's been beaten like a dead Seabiscuit) but instead it's like 'Rocky' -- it keeps coming back.

OK, now that our complaining is over with, the latest edition to the meme that won't die is 'Sh*t' Facebookers Say.' Which could also be titled 'Sh*t Everybody Says' because these days even your grandparents are part of Zuckerberg's cyber empire.

That was good for a few laughs, but technically, Facebook doesn't make us sayany of these things. All the social network does is make us weep softly while reading about all of the exciting things our ex-girlfriend is doing with her photogenic new boy toy with the buff beach body.

BUT WHO WAS LOOKING?!? WE WERE TOO BUSY PLAYING CASTLEVILLE TO CARE! YOU HEAR US! WE'VE MOVED ON!!!