A Lactose Intolerant Nightmare – Whopper With 1,000 Slices Of Cheese
When you’re part rat like we are, you quickly perfect the art of cramming cheese into every available crevice of any sandwich, burrito … bowl of cereal. We fill our grilled cheese with mac and cheese and dunk that in nacho cheese for good measure. It’s an obses…
Rock, Paper, Scissors Robot Never Loses
Scientists at the University of Tokyo's Ishikawa Oku Laboratory have developed a robot that will never lose a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Walmart Shuts Down Over Pocket-Sized Meth Lab
More and more we’re noticing everyday essentials are now presenting themselves in travel sizes for that busy person on the go: protein shakes, sunblock, toothpaste … METH LABS.
Los Angeles’ Memorial Coliseum Once Home to Massive Orgy
Remember that time you rented a historic city landmark and told the people running the place that you’re shooting a historical WWII documentary, but in reality, you were filming twelve dudes scoring with one woman the 50 yard line? Oh that wasn't you? Well someone did it.
Drunk Dude Snoozes On Baggage X-Ray Machine and Passes Inspection
Circumventing a security line is tricky business, and we’re certain at one point in time or another, we’ve all wanted to just drop to the floor and nap until the parade of morons yet to receive the memo that one must remove items such as belts and shoes finally discover those last few quarters in th…
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Deserves ‘Magic Hand’ For Blowing Final Puzzle
We've never actually been on 'Wheel of Fortune' so this is all speculation here, but for arguments sake, let’s just assume that it’s probably more nerve racking to be a contestant on the game show than it is sitting in a lounge chair screaming answers t…
Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car
Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.
Birthday Card Doubles as Shot Glass For Those Classy Occasions
The average birthday card usually get tossed out faster than dinner after the 21st shot but not this handy and helpful birthday shot holder.
11-Year-Old Boy Destroys $36K in MacBooks By iPeeing On Them
It seems that a young man in Pennsylvania decided to rain a golden shower on a few dozen laptops left in an unattended cart at Upper Allan Township Elementary. All of the laptops were damaged beyond repair causing losses of upwards of $36,000.
Apparently, Androids Will Replace Hookers By 2050
We bet you anticipate, nay expect, androids to be incorporated into everyday life by 2050 – but we bet you didn’t count on the fact that in 2050 our "ladies of the night" could also require oil changes and scratch-resistant coatings.
Man Tries To Eat A Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon
Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular …
Hot New Meme: ‘Striprotesting’ or Getting Naked For The TSA
Last week, we told you about a woman who stripped naked while at the security check to stick it to the TSA. Well, it looks like she's started a hot new meme as 49 year old Portland resident John Brennan did the same after he claimed he was harrassed by the hands on bag checkers.
8 Reasons Why Our Pets Hate Us
If 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' taught us anything, it's that our time as the dominant species is waning and these are the reasons why.
Yankees Fan Eats An Entire Package Of Raw Bacon In 70 Seconds
We’ve posted quite a few articles exalting our love of bacon.
Burger King Says, ‘Bacon That Sundae!’
Burger King is having some trouble trying to decide if it wants to present itself as a healthier option, a more convenient option, or the go-to for those who can't get to a Jamba Juice.
Cat Uses Lightsabers to Fight Off ‘the Dog Side’
It’s Monday, and taking that into consideration, we thought it would be awesome to start the week with a cat video. Not the usual for this website, but it's time to think outside the litter box. Also, we've been holding onto that joke for seven months.
How Not To Take A Flaming Shot
Listen, I gave up trying to understand why men feel the need to do some of the things they do long ago, and topping that list is their need to set things on fire. A fart, shots, piles of dynamite… video after video of men with flaming what-have-yous gone awry are as ubiquitous online as kitte…
Anne Vyalitsyna is Back on the Market!
Anne Vyalitsyna and Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine have broken up. Celebration begins....mmmm now.
The Headbanger’s Guide To Painting Your Room
What’s confusing is the fact that these kids seem to be stuck in 1992 (doubting highly they’re old enough to remember 1992) when it was perfectly acceptable to style oneself after James Hetfield, and the topic of conversation would inevitably circle back to which song…
Drunk Dude Sings ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ In Back Of Cop Car
Big props to this poor boy in Canada for belting out one of the most elaborate songs ever written while intoxicated and on his way to the clink.