Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu
Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.
Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver Did
This speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.
What the…? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a Prostitute
This senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."
Joker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live Goldfish
There are animal rights and there are animal wrongs.
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career of Prostitution
She gazed into some (crystal) balls.
Grumpy Man Inserts Himself Into Those Terrible Chevy ‘Real People’ Commercials
America may be a divided place right now, but we can all agree this guy is doing his part to bring us together.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare Hands
There's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Beer Made to Drink in the Shower Is an Alcoholic Dream Come True
Clean and sober? One out of two ain't bad.
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control
Changing the channel has never been so costly.
The Best City for Beer Drinkers Is a Total Surprise
Milwaukee? St. Louis? Neither of them hold a candle to the premiere city for those who love their suds.
50 Strippers Turn Politician’s Funeral Procession Into Afterlife Sex Parade
Well, this is certainly one way to put the "fun" in "funeral."
Grandma Can’t Wrap Her Head Around How Long Grandson Will Stay Up on New Year’s Eve
Staying up late is all relative.