Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Virgins Post Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummati…
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.
Survey Reveals the Exact Age You’re Too Old to Go Clubbing
When you hit this number, the calendar officially flips to "old."
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee – Victim Says No She Didn’t
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Silly Nerd Argument Over ‘Star Wars,’ ‘Star Trek’ Ends In Arrest
You've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?
Man Falling Into Wild Rapids Keeps His Beer Perfectly Intact
This guy isn't a hero so much as he is a "beer-o."
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live Segment
And you think your job stinks.
Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage
We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.
Biker Nearly Splays All His Guts When Motorcycle Violently Shakes
Shake, rattle and roll. All over the roadway.
Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire Interns
Ahh, the lengths people will go to fetch coffee and make copies.
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life
There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It’s NBD
If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
Skunks Are Running Rampant Outside a House and We’re Never Leaving Home Again
Think of the worst thing that can happen in your neighborhood. Got it? Well, this is worse.
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football Team
There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
Man Legally Changes Last Name to ‘Trump’
It's not hard to see who this guy supports.
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) Need
Tattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
This punishment definitely fits the crime.
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911
Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.
That’s Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His Colon
Talk about being backed up.
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.