Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Hey Guys, I Have an Idea For a Reality Show — The [Fairer Se]X Files
This is a screenshot I took from 'The Valleys,' an MTV UK show. Recently I've been watching a lot of British Reality TV, which is weird because I find most reality television to be brain-rotting garbage, and I mostly hate British humor. Thing is -- the British are really, really good at reality TV.
Go Here: Sukiyabashi Jiro in Tokyo
Whenever I hear too much enthusiasm about something, I usually decide that it's exaggerated, and ignore 3/4 of it, on account of how mature and open-minded I am. When I heard that a tiny subway-stop sushi restaurant in Tokyo had the best sushi in the entire world, I scoffed. I'm a believer now. Sorry, Jiro.
Go Here: Dinsmoor’s Garden of Eden in Kansas
After returning from his work as a nurse during the Civil War, S.P. Dinsmoor built himself a 10-room log cabin and spent the rest of his life making it into a weird, awesome art installation. Not a bad way to spend your days.
The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.
Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.
Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.
Family Motto: “Tag me!"
Go Here: The 1UP Arcade Bar in Denver, CO
While our weekend COD and pizza binges are always a good time, it's also nice to have interactions with other humans sometimes. At least that's what we've heard. If you love video games and aren't paralyzingly agoraphobic, arcades are a good time. Sadly, we lose more of them every day, but this one in Colorado is alive and well, and worth the trip.
Go Here: Underwater Hotel Room in Maldives
"From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free. " -Jacques Yves Cousteau
Baby New Year — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Last man standing at the Ahnapee, Wisconsin Elk's Club New Years Extravaganza.
Occupation: Rocket scientist.
What he Was Saying While This Photo Was Taken: "Wanna see me make this milk disappear?"
What happened right after: A lot of vomiting, but none by him...
My New Year’s Resolution is to Quit Having “Guilty Pleasures” — The Fairer Se[X Files]
Hi, I'm Jackie and I'm a grown up punk who genuinely adores Taylor Swift. Note: If you think this picture is embarrassing, just wait.
Go Here: Coney Island Polar Bear Club New Year’s Swim in NY
Some people believe that the way you spend the first day of the new year is an indication of how the rest of your your year will be. If this holds any water, my 2013 is going to be really weird, and really awesome.
Go Here: Button King Museum in South Carolina
For Dalton Stevens, it all started with a case of insomnia.
Go Here: Alcatraz in San Francisco
Affectionately known as 'The Rock, Alcatraz Island in the San Francisco Bay is a former prison with a long and amazingly well-documented history.
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Carla Cheddar — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Super Walmart's dairy aisle, every Thursday between 7 and 8:30pm, or by appointment.
Occupation: World's most enthusiastic sample girl.
Top 5 Cheeses: Port wine, American, White American, Velveeta, EZ-Cheez
Secret: Hasn't pooped in years...
Jessie Ware — Celeb Crush
This 28-year-old singer/songwriter from the UK has a sweet-as-sugar voice that charmed us from the first moment we heard her. She ain't too hard on the eyes, either.
Toddler Hatching Killer Snakes in His Wardrobe is Just One More Reason We’re Not Procreating
Aren't children precious?
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
Go Here: Beckley Coal Mine in West Virginia
The Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine is a time machine -- closed in 1910 and re-opened in the 1960's for tours, it has been preserved to illustrate the experience of the coal workers who toiled underground at one of the hardest, dirtiest and most dangerous jobs in American history.
Alia Shawkat — Celeb Crush
Here's our number, call us...Maeby?
How to Spot a Rebounder — The [Fairer Se]X Files
You know that scene in 'The Hunger Games,' when the glass tubes that each teen warrior is protected by retract, and every blood-thirsty child begins either a frantic retreat toward the safety of the woods, or an aggressive dash towards the cornucopia filled with supplies, despite the danger? That's kinda what it's like being newly-single.