New Big Mac Clothing Line Is a Guaranteed Way to Get Laughed At
Do you love Big Macs? Like, really love them? Yes? Then, this is for you.
McDonald's Sweden has unveiled a new line of Big Mac clothing, enabling you to wear a variety of apparel that lets the entire world know you enjoy greasy fried burgers so much that you not only like them in your body, you like them on it, too. You can sport pajamas (cost: $58) and then wear them to sleepyland on your Big Mac sheets ($47) where you fall into a slumber dreaming of cheeseburgers and a world in which no one mocks you for actually owning so much Big Mac merchandise.
Rainy day? McDonald's Sweden has you covered, thanks to the Big Mac rain boots and jacket that will soon be available. There will also be attire for your dog because what pooch wouldn't want that?
Way to branch out, McDonald's and show up Burger King's limited edition perfume. Hey, Wendy's -- it's your move now. May we recommend a Frosty-inspired line of toothpaste and mouthwash?