Drinks

Well boys, we have to say that we’re a little disappointed in your beer drinking abilities these days since a recent report by the Beer Institute claims that beer consumption in the United States is down for the third straight year. The good news is that while some of you lightweights where sucking down Vitamin Water and energy drinks, the true grit of the American population was still guzzling an

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The wily rednecks of Denver’s Wynkoop Brewing Company have always had a lot of balls when it comes to how they brew their beer, but their brewmasters have really gone nuts this time. These mad scientists have just announced the release of their latest product - Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout – made with freshly castrated bull testicles.

Numbers and charts are usually boring things reserved for sales meetings and discussions about market influence and other corporate blah blah blah. But, today? Today the numbers and charts show that here in America, we are blessed with the cheapest beer on the planet. Cue the patriotic background music.

Let's face it -- nothing goes better with guns than alcohol. It's not surprising, then, that this dude decides to chug a cold one during a lull while hunting. What is surprising is that he uses nothing but his teeth. Good thing he's got beer to dull the pain.

Paranoid alcoholics all over the world have likely wondered, at one time or another, exactly how a Hiroshima-sized nuclear explosion would affect the beer supply in a post-apocalyptic civilization. We have, too.

The weekend is done, so it's a safe bet that you enjoyed some adult beverages.

For years you have chugged, slurped, gulped and slugged down beer, cocktails and shots with an almost athletic zeal — especially if someone challenged you, bro! — but no more. Now, drinkers can buy Le Whaf, a specially designed drink delivery system that turns your favorite cocktail into a misty cloud of inhalable booze that is suitable for consuming much like you would, oh, whatever other substan

If you’re looking for chilling signs that the apocalypses is indeed near, then look no further than the following news headline: "Oktoberfest beer shortage looms"!

Summer is one of our favorite times to booze. There's nothing like cracking open a beer on the beach, or sipping on a whiskey on the back porch in a T-shirt and shorts. Though our favorite season is beginning to wane, east coasters are still smack in the middle of hurricane season, which runs from June 1- November 30th.

What started out as a novel idea has turned into a corporate tug of war, as two Columbian brothers are now deep in the trenches of a legal battle with 20th Century Fox for the right to brew beer inspired by the hit television series ‘The Simpsons.'

No one wants to own a bar and grill catering to social degenerates and alcoholic swine. However, when the alcoholic swine is actually a beer guzzling pig – we consider that the exception to the rule.

For time eternal, musicians, writers and artists have had a special relationship with booze. Alcoholism does have a genetic component, but new research indicates something else may be responsible for the drunken antics of your favorite rock stars: knocking back a few makes people more creative.

Beer used to be like 1970s television programming: you only had a few choices, and most of them kinda sucked. But these days, there are hundreds of channels -- and a historic rise in the number of US breweries cranking out a wide variety of suds.

The craft beer movement has led many drinkers to find a beer they enjoy so much that they desire to bring some home with them from a brewery, bar or beer shop. The best way to bring draft beer home is using a growler. While most breweries and craft beer bars have growlers to help drinkers take beer home with them, we say 'Why not bring your own growler...

Beer-lovers, better stock up now. Anheuser-Busch, maker of beloved suds like Budweiser and Bud Light, has announced a price hike that'll take effect in the weeks to come.

International Beer Day is August 5.

This gives new meaning to the term "drunk dial."

Look, we know it's hot outside, and we know there's nothing better on a scorching day than a nice cold beer. But wielding a weapon and stealing the one someone else is already drinking?

After a tough day at work there's nothing like coming home and pouring yourself a nice glass of gas station  brand bourbon. If you're a total cheapskate. Real men go for the good stuff. And that stuff happens to be bourbon that's been barrel-aged out on the open sea.