In the AXE body spray Super Bowl commercial, a bikini-clad babe is being attacked by a shark, facing certain death from Jaws. What does the lifeguard who bravely punches the shark in the face, Dane Cook-style, get for his troubles, having risked his own being body sheared off at the hips in order to save her? Does he get the girl? A public makeout sesh? A thank you?