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Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
What the...? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteWhat the...? Woman, 70, Busted for Being a ProstituteThis senior arrested for prostitution puts the "walker" in "street walker."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Joker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live GoldfishJoker Will Pay the Price for Devouring Live GoldfishThere are animal rights and there are animal wrongs.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Shady Fortune Teller Dupes Woman Into Career of ProstitutionShady Fortune Teller Dupes Woman Into Career of ProstitutionShe gazed into some (crystal) balls.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerWoman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerThere was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare HandsLunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare HandsThere's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsGirl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsBrave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffBite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffYou probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Is This Bird Saying 'Thank You' or 'F--- You'?Is This Bird Saying 'Thank You' or 'F--- You'?That is one fowl-mouthed animal. Or maybe not?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthOld Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthSandbox, meet lunchbox.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlMan Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlChanging the channel has never been so costly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
50 Dancing Strippers Rock Politician's Funeral Procession50 Dancing Strippers Rock Politician's Funeral ProcessionWell, this is certainly one way to put the "fun" in "funeral."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing LotteryWoman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing LotteryTalk about being a sore loser.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleTotal Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleThe phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Scissors Stuck in Man's Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedScissors Stuck in Man's Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedYou can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
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Woman Ditches Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest TextWoman Ditches Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest TextMeeting someone online sure has its downside.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Total MoronMan Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Total MoronThere has to be a better way to keep warm. Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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