Soccer Mom Vampire Hunter – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Betty James Bradley, Vampire Hunter
Occupation: I’m a stay-at-home mom who drops her kids off at marching band practice and occasionally tracks demons of the night.
Interests: Beenie Babies, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer,’ bumper stickers, DIY crafts, rocks, car mechanics.
Hobbies: Car decal collecting, sending hate mail to Stephanie Meyer for the literary abomination she birthed into this world, creating my own weapons out of everyday house-hold appliances in case of a spontaneous apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life: Doing the best job I can to raise a perfect, God-fearing child… Although, she I fear she’s developing telekinetic powers and might in the near future have a meltdown at her prom.
Five things I can’t live without: Crucifix, necklace of garlic, crossbow, holy water and a stake. (Literally, I CAN’T live without them.)
The first thing people notice about me is: Probably the stuffed dog that sits on my car’s dashboard.
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