Your Worst Nightmare — Hot Mess Of the Day
Name: Your Worst Nightmare
Occupation: The front-desk greeter in your office building.
Interests: Real-life Pinterest, music from rom-com soundtracks that are perfect for listening to while sitting alone in an poorly-lit room, Instagram, that movie ‘Swimfan.’
Hobbies: Reminiscing about every guy who treated me nice while listening to Dido’s “I Don’t Want to Wait.” Does that count as a hobby? ‘Cause it takes up a lot of my time.
What I’m doing with my life: Waiting for Mr. Right. He’s out there somewhere, but I think I’ve already met him. Question is… Who is it?
What are 5 things you can’t live without?: Reliable safe-sex products, the ‘Dawson’s Creek’ box set, my
hidden camera, night lights, and I also can’t live without… You!
What’s the first thing people notice about you?: My sweet smile that convinces you I’m a nice girl and distracts you from the Roofie I’m slipping in your drink.
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