Working out meets ordering out for this fitness non-enthusiast.

Planet Fitness may say it's a judgment-free zone, but, c'mon, there's nothing wrong with criticizing this guy who's chowing down on pizza while at one of their gyms. Eating junk while at the gym may sound funny, but it's really just absurd.

Someone should put this fella on a treadmill with a hamburger tied to the end that's just out of his reach. That'll teach him and, you know, actually whip him into shape.

'Til then, you get the feeling the most calories he's burning happens when he goes looking for his remote in the couch cushions.