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That's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonThat's Gotta Hurt: Man Has 28 Pounds of Poop Removed From His ColonTalk about being backed up.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Jessie Delgado — Babe of the DayJessie Delgado — Babe of the DayHomegirl rocks yoga pants like it's her job... and it kind of is her job.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarWoman's Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her EarDaddy longlegs, meet migraine.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He's 'Doing God's Work'Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He's 'Doing God's Work'This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Katya Elise Henry — Babe of the DayKatya Elise Henry — Babe of the DayThis fitness model and trainer definitely puts the "p-h" sound in "fitness." We're aware that's not great pun-work, but booty shots like these sell themselves.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
High Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulHigh Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulThis high-five is a low moment in the history of celebrations.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Julia Gilas — Babe of the DayJulia Gilas — Babe of the DayIt's her duty to flaunt that booty.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerMan Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerThe only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchVery Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a WrenchWell, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Emily Ratajkowski — Babe of the DayEmily Ratajkowski — Babe of the DayIt's only been 10 months since last time Em Rata was our Babe of the Day, but dammit -- some things just can't wait.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Couple Makes Like Crazy Out During Live Report on Predators WinCouple Makes Like Crazy Out During Live Report on Predators WinPhotobomb. Videobomb. Now, there's makeout-bomb.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Gigi Paris — Babe of the DayGigi Paris — Babe of the DayIt's no surprise that this French-Venezuelan (Frenchezuelan?) beauty from Miami was heavily considered for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?Surprise -- it's not blood.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Emily Sears — Babe of the DayEmily Sears — Babe of the DayBeing professionally hot is this Australian import's family business.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Craigslist Ad Seeks 'Generic Dad' to Man Grill at BarbecueCraigslist Ad Seeks 'Generic Dad' to Man Grill at BarbecueCalling all dads.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017's HeroMan Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017's HeroCold-hearted meets a tall cold one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Bri Teresi — Babe of the DayBri Teresi — Babe of the DayThis self-proclaimed "Instagram Queen" has a great sense of humor and a fondness for underboob. Long live the queen, y'all.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors