If you've paid any attention to the media over the past few decades (lord knows we've tried to avoid it) you probably noticed that they think every guy in the world is a drooling moron. The joke is on them because only about 76% of us are morons. The rest of us are simpletons.

The idea that men are stupid, lazy, constantly-horny and one step above typical rhesus monkey is incredibly played out on television. They created entire franchises around "stupid" men. ScreenJunkies points out 8 idiotic shows about men.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we idiotic men must get back to our important work. We're working on poop gold.