Entice the Ladies with Cologne That Smells Like Sushi
As guys, there are tons of basic rules we need to follow in order to ensure a clean sweep with the ladies, like faking that whole 'acting like a gentleman' crap and paying for meals. But there's one rule that reigns supreme when it comes to enticing suitors of the female variety: we've gotta smell good. We don't mean wearing that perfume stuff your woman bought you last year for Christmas. We're talking about that raw, musky, manly smell like fresh manure or bacon grease. Or, in this case, raw fish.
Luckily, the dudes over at Demeter Fragrance Library have us covered when it comes to amping up our scent game. They've created sushi cologne that unfortunately doesn't smell like fish, but instead, you'll emanate fumes of "just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences." Women love lemon essences.
Sure, dabbing on some sushi cologne seems pretty damn feminine but it's probably better than our normal "soy sauce behind the ears" routine.