Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
Gordon Johncock is an Athlete!
This man’s man is a former racecar driver. Good ol’ Gordy is retired nowadays, but his Johncock legend still lives on. Actually, he has a pretty notable track record, winning the Indianapolis 500 twice and the USAC Marlboro Championship Trail back in the 70’s...
Woman Caught ‘Touching and Riding’ Manatee
Apparently, gettin' down and dirty with animals is now a thing? Remember that extra horny dolphin who tried to get some action from the scuba diver? It's the stuff of nightmares. Well folks, the roles have reversed, and mammal-loving horny people are making headlines! Actually, it's just one strange lady from Pinellas, Florida, but she’s weirded things up for the rest of us.
Skateboarder Hits Deer at 40mph
Some guys are thrill seekers. For example, some find excitement in throwing back a few cold ones after a massive nuclear explosion while others enjoy the rush of ramming into a deer while skateboarding down a hill at 40 mph. We’d like to discuss the latter type of dude.
Friends Honor Man’s Legacy with Naked Calendar
If we were to die tomorrow, we’d want to be honored in a proper, manly way. You know, like displaying pictures of our finest one-night smokeshows at our wake or something. But thanks to 21-year-old Richard Warr, we now have the ultimate way to be remembered, and it involves some naked time. And we love us some naked time.
50 Cent Tweets His Anti-Masturbation Tips — You’re Welcome
Rappers have a special way of sharing sound advice and wisdom via Twitter. Take Kanye West's feed, for example, who taught us multiple lessons in manhood like how we should never settle for the cheese tortellini or the necessity of perfecting the Haiku.
Dallas Thief Steals 94 Pairs of Panties
Hold on to your tightie whities, grape smugglers, and banana hammocks-- there’s a panty thief on the loose.
New Study Claims Male Packages are Shrinking
A recent study claims male genitalia is 10 percent smaller than the average package was fifty years ago.
Wisconsin Guy Humps Curbside Couch
We don’t know much about Wisconsin. But the few things we do know about the land of cheeses are reasons enough for Wisconsinites to be damn pleased with their state. It’s home to Cheeseheads, lots of badgers, Miller Brewing Company, and that guy who was caught having sex with a couch. Wait, what?
Eel Gets Lodged Up Guy’s Butt
Few things are worse than going to the doctor. We mean, what’s the upside of shelling out cash for some creepy guy with a porno ‘stache to give us a hernia test? We could trick our girlfriends into giving us a one for free. There are, however, a few exceptions where we’d have to suck it up and make a visit to the doc’s. For example, if we found ourselves with an eel stuck up our butt.
Female Ferry Thief Claims She’s Jack Sparrow
The Brits never seem to let us down. For starters, they’ve given us Rita Ora’s cleavage and penis cookies. Honestly, could it get any better? Abso-freakin-lutely.
Guy Gets Revenge on Loud Church Music by Blasting Adult Film
We all have annoying neighbors -- the guy who mows his lawn in shorty shorts at 7am on Saturday morning or that older lady who floods our mailbox with "help me find a home" cat flyers that makes us hate cats as much as junk mail. What about the family who blasts gospel music so loud that nearby residents can even hear it...
Dutch Guy Creatively Passes Time in Traffic
There’s no denying traffic sucks. While it’s the perfect time to pluck a few nose hairs in the rearview mirror or catch a stripper on the side of the road, that stuff can get boring pretty quickly. Over in the Netherlands, we’ve discovered sitting in traffic really sucks. Literally.
Woman Gets Emotional Over Burger King Bacon Sundae
We’re fans of all kinds of bacon-- bringing home the bacon, using the stuff as meat money, and getting clever with some bacon recreations of classic album covers. We’d make sweet, sweet love to this ultimate man food, if it was possible to make sweet, sweet love to food.
Bikini-Only Salon is New Star of Jersey Shore
Everything is better in Jersey. Need proof? The dirty Jerz is home to the world’s largest statue of a tooth and the most diners in the world. Just when the state couldn’t possibly get any better, along comes Jeff Wulkan of Long Branch. This entrepreneur took to the infamous Jersey Shore and opened up Bikini Barbers in 2011...
Woman Offers Stripteases at Busy Intersection
Early Sunday morning, church-goers in Uniontown, PA were surprised to see something other than cornfields and cows on the side of their rural roads.
Homeless Guy Found Naked with 3D Glasses and Cheeseburger
Homeless guys staking claim on city benches isn't anything new. So when this stuff makes headlines in Fort Myers, Florida, we’re pretty sure the town is in major need of some excitement. Cue Thomas Edwin IV. Sounds like a rich Wallstreet type who meticulously combs his stupid mustache every morning before folding up his pocket square, right...
Dolphin Tries to Have Sex with Diver
Michael Maes has an awesome job-- he’s an underwater videographer living in the Grand Cayman Island. You know, he’s one of those guys who gets to swim with sharks and all that stuff. But a recent underwater expedition proved his job isn't always fun and games. Actually, it was an extremely twisted sort of fun and games.
Drunk Woman Shoves Puppy Down Her Pants
We all do some stupid stuff when we’re drunk. You know, like threatening to slap a cop with the nightstick in our pants or cooking some pot pie in a stranger’s house in our underwear. It happens.
Japan Hosts ‘Boob Squeezing’ Charity Event
After learning about a recent boob-squeezing event for charity, we can confidently say the Japanese have this whole "giving back" thing down.
Drunk Guy Threatens to Slap Cop with the ‘Nightstick in His Pants’
We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait-- no, that definitely wasn’t us.