Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Why Is This School Bus Parked In Front of a Porn Shop?
When we were kids, not only did we have to walk uphill to and from school, our field trips were to boring places like museums, weird historical reenactments and planetariums. Kids these days have all the fun, especially when they get to spend the afternoon at Boston’s favorite adult video store.
Men With Higher Voices Have Higher Sperm Counts
In the animal kingdom, all species choose mates based on traits that signal "genetic superiority."
Fight Erupts Between Kentucky and Louisville Basketball Fans … at a Dialysis Clinic?
March Madness isn’t just a branding term that applies to a basketball tournament. It also clearly applies to NCAA fans. These college basketball enthusiasts get very emotionally involved in the annual battle on the boards, even when they’re undergoing dialysis treatments.
Minnesota Teen Scores Prom Dates With Two Porn Stars
What do you do when all the girls you ask to prom are already planning to go with other guys? Apparently, you get on Twitter and start asking porn stars to go with you. That’s what one Minnesota teen has done.
Stephen Hawking Hangs Out at a Sex Club
A lot of celebrities do it, but most of the time they don’t want to be found out. We all have urges and needs and sometimes we have to go to a sex club to get those worked out. Wheelchair-bound physicist and all around genius Stephen Hawking is no different.
Man Opens Airplane Emergency Door to Help Screaming Baby Exit Faster
In Vietnam this week, a woman wanted to exit a plane as quickly as possible with her screaming kid. So, a kindly passenger assisted her -- by showing her down the escape slide.
People are Live Streaming Funerals Now
These days people are live streaming just about every event. Funerals might be next.
Study Finds That If Your Date Has an Android Phone, You’re Probably Getting Laid
It’s no surprise that dating has changed in the digital age but can the type of smart phone you have make a statement about your love life?
Would You Give Up Sex To Have Your Bills Paid For a Month?
Times have been tough and money has been tight. This isn’t news to you. We all get stressed out by paying bills at least some of the time. So, would you give up sex for six months to just spend one month not having to worry about your bills?
Tell Your Girlfriend That Getting New Boobs Could Save Her Life [VIDEO]
Gentlemen, if your lady has been on the fence about that breast augmentation surgery, here’s a little ammunition for you -- this woman’s implants saved her life.
Chronic Study Habits: Which Are the Best Colleges for Potheads?
The Princeton Review usually ranks schools based on academics, financial aid, social acceptance of different groups and student/teacher ratios. This time they went a bit further and ranked colleges based on how easy it is to get high there.
Jimmy Fallon Prefers To Take It From a Woman
Apparently Jimmy Fallon likes to be bossed around by women and would much prefer taking orders from the females species than the males. There are legal documents alleging this is true.
7 Necessities You Should Never Go to the Stadium Without
As the pros battle it out on the gridiron to determine which teams will hoist the Lombardi Trophy, we think it's a good idea to make sure you have the proper stadium gear, just in case you find yourself in Indianapolis for one rather big game.
7 Awesome Beer Cans in Celebration of Beer Can Appreciation Day
While no one knows who named the day or when it began to be celebrated, we do know that it commemorates the first day beer was available to the public in cans. And what a great day that was indeed.
Unbelievable All-In-One Breakfast Machine Has The Lazy Man In Mind
Many useful machines have been invented, and, one would think that a time machine would be the best machine a person could invent. How very wrong. Clearly, the best machine ever invented is this all-in-one breakfast machine. Say good-bye to Jimmy Dean and drive-thrus and hello to breakfast bliss.
Don’t You Wish Everyone Was Amazing as They Seem on Facebook? [VIDEO]
If you’ve been on a single date thanks to a Facebook connection then the sentiment in this video will probably ring true.
Man Legally Stuck With Possibly The Worst Name Ever
Australians be warned. You must be careful what you change your name to, because after the third time, you’ll be stuck with it as a Sydney man known as 'AHH' found out.
Here is Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Why You Smell Bad
Whatever you resolved to do more of in the new year, it’ll probably make you sweat. More exercise, more spicy food, more special time having sex in stadiums… the usual. However, if you resolved to take more showers or keep your core temperature to a minimum, you probably already know this stuff. If not, some facts about sweat.
Forget Toys, This Mom Gave Her 7-Year-Old Daughter Enhancement Surgery as a Xmas Gift
Most unfortunate and unloved kids wake up on Christmas morning to find stockings filled with candy and small toys, but not lucky 7-year-old Poppy Burge. This little miss in the UK woke up to find a voucher for more than $10,000 worth of liposuction in her stocking.
Experts Say It Will Do You No Good to Give Up Drinking For the New Year
This is bound to be the best news you’ve heard all year -- experts say that giving up drinking for the month of January to detox from holiday binges is a bad idea.