Food

To paraphrase a wise hitman, they have the same kind of stuff in Singapore that they have over here. There are, however, little differences. For example, in Singapore you can walk into a 7-Eleven and buy a serving of mashed potatoes -- from a vending machine.

When you’re part rat like we are, you quickly perfect the art of cramming cheese into every available crevice of any sandwich, burrito … bowl of cereal. We fill our grilled cheese with mac and cheese and dunk that in nacho cheese for good measure. It’s an obsession that was once rivaled by our love for bacon until we saw this guy eat an entire package raw.

It's official - this has been one of the hottest summers on record. That calls for ice cream all day every day. The best way to consume the tasty treat - and impress hippie chicks - is via cone. As long as you eat fast enough to avoid waste but slow enough to avoid brain freeze. So, it would make sense to apply that same shrewdness to other incredible edibles. Like pizza.

In reference to yet another great American booze controversy, the question has been asked – should manufacturers of alcoholic beverages like Five Wives Vodka be allowed to sell products with names that an overly uptight society will find offensive?  While most booze hounds encourage it, some state lawmakers are saying "no."

Kobayashi is probably the most famous competitive eater in the world, but the digestive dynamo did not get to participate in the Fourth of July Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest thanks to a feud with Major League Eating.

While you were busy barbecuing with the family and taking the kids to see the fireworks this Fourth of July, Joey Chestnut was trying to break another world record. Last year, the 28-year-old competitive eater set a record for eating a total of 68 hot dogs in just 10 minutes at Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, held annually on July 4th. This time around he set out to try and beat it, but did he succeed?

If you don't think the robot revolution is upon us, you might want to start facing facts. We've told you about the Terminator prototype, the androids that will replace hookers, and the rock, paper, scissors bot that never loses. Now, there's a 3D printer that has many a burrito assembly line worker worried.

We have three words that will change the way you drink – self-chilling can.

After absorbing Deep Fried Twinkies, Cadbury Eggs and Pickles over the past few years, your heart is not ready for Deep Fried Cereal.

Because Americans just aren't quite fat enough, we'll soon have two new things to work off at the gym: pizzas dispensed via vending machines and ice cream sundaes with bacon.

Sometimes you’ve just got to have more. That last slice of pizza or that last piece of apple pie simply wasn’t enough to satisfy your monster appetite.

Everyone's favorite fresh Mexican food assembly line restaurant has come under scrutiny for its hiring practices with authorities claiming they enlist illegal immigrants and a possible investigation lasting up to 2 years. Some would say the real crime is the eatery's habit of giving its customers blood-stained underwear.

Admit it, you've watched the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest every Independence Day and said, “I could compete with these guys.” Really? Maybe it's time to put up or shut up.

There's carnivores and then there's carnivores.

While just about all alcoholic drinks taste the same after enough chugging, there's something to be said for sipping on just the right fine wine as you pair it with a classy meal.

Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular undertaking...

Every once in awhile Courtney Stodden scampers out from underneath the rock she lives under to post a sultry video on YouTube.  We're not complaining.  It's no secret that Courtney is a hotbed of sexual energy. Finally, she's decided to put her sex powers to good use by promoting a vegetarian lifestyle...

We’ve posted quite a few articles exalting our love of bacon.

We apologize in advance for ruining your next visit to that awesome Mexican place down the street. If you haven't already vomited, cover your screen in plastic tarp and plow forward.

Burger King is having some trouble trying to decide if it wants to present itself as a healthier option, a more convenient option, or the go-to for those who can't get to a Jamba Juice.