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If a Baseball Brawl Doesn’t End in Death Soon, I’m Going to Stop Watching [Half a Man]

Another brawl in baseball. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke got plunked in a game last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and the ensuing brawl is a great reminder to everyone on the East coast that baseball happens after 10PM our time and WHOKNEWAMMARIGHT?

Here is a quick recap -- Greinke hits Cody Ross, Ian Kennedy naturally goes after Dodgers' rookie phenom Yasiel Puig (because his name is hard to pronounce so the guy must be a terrorist) and Greinke comes to bat a few innings later (because his manager wants him to die) and gets a Rawlings high and hard.

Every brawl

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Category: Funny, Sports, Videos
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Here is How You Know You’re Really Broke

This is a great example of the exact moment you realize you're flat broke.

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8 Surprising Reasons Why Being a Dad is Awesome

Father’s Day -- it’s the one time of the year you can tell the old man you appreciate how much he tolerates you constantly hitting him up for advice, wisdom and money.

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Category: Funny, Lists
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Little Baseball Fan Already Mastered Fine Art of Disappointing a Woman

There's no thrill quite like getting a ball at a baseball game. Unfortunately, the woman at a Kansas City Royals game in this video doesn't get to experience that, thanks to the pint-sized goofus who hijacks her moment.

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Well Played Saladworks Twitter Account, Well Played

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Can’t Afford Google Glass? Maybe You Should Consider GooOgle Glasses

Sure, it would be awesome to own a pair of Google Glass, but like our moms said on Christmas morning '91 when there was no SNES under the tree, "Blah blah blah what am I made of money blah blah blah?"

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Category: Funny, Videos
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Sexy Retro Game Posters Make Us Miss Arcade Games and Aqua Net

It's true that sex sells, but sometimes the sex part has absolutely nothing to with the item for sale. Take for example this magnificent assortment of sexy retro arcade posters collected by the fine folks over at Arcade Sushi.

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Category: Funny, Pictures, Video Games
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Why I’m Looking For a Single Man [HALF A MAN]

The sun blasted through the open moonroof, tanning my powdered donut-colored face almost immediately. The first toasty day in months caused the chilled six-pack in the passenger seat to sweat as much as its designated driver. The first beer, chugged over the flames of a brand new grill, will be sweeter than all the desserts in the fridge, which I’ve been forbidden to touch until all the guests arrive.

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How We Feel After the First 10 Minutes of Any Class

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Want to See Gru From ‘Despicable Me’ in Real Life?

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What if WWE Superstars Were in Grand Theft Auto IV?

We know what you've been thinking -- you love causing havoc with your favorite WWE Superstar but the WWE Games just aren't open enough. Well, ac.amir has come up with a solution and it's a WWE mod for Grand Theft Auto IV.

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Has the Identity of Daft Punk Been Revealed?

With more than twenty years of music under their belts, it is truly amazing that Daft Punk has been able to conceal their identities for this long.

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Category: Funny, Music, WTF
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Kevin Nealon is Whelmed, But Not Overly, to Talk SNL and Political Potheads [INTERVIEW]

Kevin Nealon just seem like a nice guy. I based this assumption on his numerous TV appearances, stint on SNL, random tweets about my home state and everything else I'd read or heard about him over the years.

"Oh, you're interviewing Kevin Nealon?" my assistant editor asked last week while looking over the weekly assignments. "I met him backstag

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Lesbians Explaining Why Girl-On-Girl Adult Films are Incredibly Unrealistic is Both Hilarious & Informative

"Mistake #1 when making lesbian films: don't use straight girls with fake nails."

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Juggalo Dating 101 — The Insane Clown Posse’s Unauthorized Guide to Online Dating

"Don't worry sugartush, there is someone for everyone." -- Excerpt from an email our mom sent us today.

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Category: Dating, Funny
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The Wiseass — Legion of Dudes

Sure, the Legion of Dudes likes to party hard, drink scotch, slay babes, and eat rare meat, but they also like to laugh.

This is where 'The Wiseass' comes into play. The Wiseass doesn't need good looks, necessarily  to get by -- just a repertoire of killer jokes

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The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Twitter Typos

For some people, Twitter is like an online diary used to share every thought that pops into their heads. Unfortunately for them, unlike a diary, everyone in the world can see what you’ve written.

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Sarah Silverman Sings About Her Perfect Night and It Sounds Oddly Familiar

We've all been there. It's Friday, you have no plans, so what do you do? Take some of Sarah Silverman's advice and enjoy a night all to yourself!

As part of the kickoff to YouTube's Comedy Week, Sarah Silverman debuted a brand new song called 'Perfect Night'

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Let’s Break Down Tan Mom’s New Music Video Because That Sounds Pretty Fun

When her song first leaked,  I'll admit to feeling like some of the subtelties in phrasing and colloquialisms of 'It's Tan Mom' might have been going over my head. This new video leaves little room for subtlety. 

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What if Kane Ran For Political Office in 2014?

Professional wrestling and political office have a lot in common. They're both all about getting the right reaction from a big crowd, and both feature a lot of acting, so wrestlers getting into politics isn't a crazy notion

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