Idiot Gets Trapped Between Buildings to Impress DateIdiot Gets Trapped Between Buildings to Impress DateGeez, whatever happened to flowers and holding the door open?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Some Yutz Swallowed 40 Knives, Doctors Remove Them AllSome Yutz Swallowed 40 Knives, Doctors Remove Them AllWe'd like to think this man's life was saved by first blade.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Super Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a VanSuper Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a VanYou may love cars, but this guy really loves them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man, 18 and Woman, 71, Are Happily (And Creepily) MarriedMan, 18 and Woman, 71, Are Happily (And Creepily) MarriedLet's hope they keep the romance alive as long as she is.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
103-Year-Old Woman's Key to a Long Life? Beer, Of Course.103-Year-Old Woman's Key to a Long Life? Beer, Of Course.With age comes wisdom, so you could say this lady is Bud-weiser than you.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Anyone Interested in Trying Some Succulent Nipple Bacon?Anyone Interested in Trying Some Succulent Nipple Bacon?"Nipple bacon." They're two words strung together that sound weird, like "Yummy! Tofu!," "vegetarian delight" or "Mmm! Cockroach!"GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Embarrassed Woman Backs Over Ferrari for All to SeeEmbarrassed Woman Backs Over Ferrari for All to SeeThis woman went from zero to mortified in two seconds flat.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
There's a Scary Clown Menacingly Roaming Around a US CityThere's a Scary Clown Menacingly Roaming Around a US CityClowns, like the thought of another season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, are one of those things that can scare the bejesus out of people.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
100-Year-Old Grandma Is a Maniacal Beer Pong Machine100-Year-Old Grandma Is a Maniacal Beer Pong MachineAt the century mark of life, this woman may have finally checked off the last item on her bucket list.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Skydiver Lands Historic Jump Without a ParachuteSkydiver Lands Historic Jump Without a ParachuteLuke Aikins will go down in history. And we do mean "go down."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bikini Police Officer Makes Sexiest Arrest You'll Ever SeeBikini Police Officer Makes Sexiest Arrest You'll Ever SeeThis cop was armed...and legged...and chested.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Oops! Cops Somehow Mistake Doughnut Crumbs for MethOops! Cops Somehow Mistake Doughnut Crumbs for MethYou'd think the police would be a little smarter when it comes to doughnuts.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Your Pee May Soon Be a Deliciously Refreshing BeerYour Pee May Soon Be a Deliciously Refreshing BeerTurning water into wine is so passe.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Classy Dude Climbs Broadcast Tower and Pounds BeersClassy Dude Climbs Broadcast Tower and Pounds BeersThis guy's stunt -- ahem -- towers over all others.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cops Tase Pokemon Go-Playing Loony, Mom Vows to Sue EveryoneCops Tase Pokemon Go-Playing Loony, Mom Vows to Sue EveryoneMaybe the game oughta be called Pokemon Go to Jail.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Used Stolen Human Brain to Smoke MarijuanaMan Used Stolen Human Brain to Smoke MarijuanaWell, there's a headline you don't see too often.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl's Tongue Is Freakishly Long and Inexplicably AgileGirl's Tongue Is Freakishly Long and Inexplicably AgileWow. Just...wow.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Vociferous Woman Jailed Months for Being Too Loud During SexVociferous Woman Jailed Months for Being Too Loud During SexThis woman made a public display of affection out of a private one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Stripper Fakes Kidnapping for Ridiculous ReasonStripper Fakes Kidnapping for Ridiculous ReasonConvincing men they really like them in exchange for dollar bills is about as deceptive as exotic dancers get.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Who Looks Eerily Like the Hulk Is on This EarthMan Who Looks Eerily Like the Hulk Is on This EarthMeet a real-life superhero.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors